Put my hand on the Bible

Doing it for liable

It's suing season

And I am broke



Buy me some happy

Find me some passion

Will it ever happen?

Heaven knows



Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this spanner in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote



Classy or flashy

At home with Lassie

They all walk past me

I wouldn't know



Make me a new man

Find me a new plan

I am a sports fan

A real bloke



Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote



When my ship comes in

She'll be on it

Eating a fresh kebab

And I want it

And I want it now



(Scat)



Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote



Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote



Arse?



(B-Side of the single "Angels")